he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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