it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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