I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I currently don't understand fingers.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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