I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She liked it
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.