i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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