Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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