Only a mothe r could love this liver
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
