just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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