no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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