Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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