Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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