Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i dont even know how to be here
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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