if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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