Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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