I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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