omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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