dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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