so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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