dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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