I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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