This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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