Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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