I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
organizing the empties. That sober.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
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He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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