If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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