Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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