theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
ok first of all what the fuck
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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