Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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