physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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