my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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