is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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