he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You can't just leave with hair like that
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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