he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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