Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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