There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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