Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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