I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
only if we run a train.
done.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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