i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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