Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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