she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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