Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
"it" just moved
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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