So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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