She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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