I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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