Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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