Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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