Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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