Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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