Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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