I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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