i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I cut my penus on the lid.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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