I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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