who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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