NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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