So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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